Americans: Don’t forget that we spring forward on Sunday! (I enjoy the extra sun, but having to get up an hour early is torture.) And stop touching your face. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

Oooh, do you need a cute little toiletry bag? I rounded some up!

At Lainey, I’m just now catching up on this, which is interesting and good: Adèle Haenel: Walking out on the Césars

This is VERY CHARMING, at Vulture: Peter Gallagher Answers Every Question We Have About While You Were Sleeping

This is very cool, at Messy Nessy: Backstage at the Paris Opera House in 1937

Also interesting at Lainey, this bit about Mandy Moore.

Wait, WHAT: Rashida Jones is mad Amy Poehler didn’t tell her about the wine shop she owns. I’m also mad I didn’t know about it!! [Celebitchy]

At The Cut: The Tyranny of Terrazzo: Will the millennial aesthetic ever end?

At the Mary Sue, news you can use: New and Improved Songs to Sing to Time Your Coronavirus Hand Washing.  (The Our Father also works if you want to get religious in there.)

Fascinating, at CityMetric: How did the tube lines get their names? A history of London Underground in 12 lines

At Primetimer: What I Learned From Watching The View For a Week

I love this, at Vice: Woman Took Care of Succulent for Two Years, Then Realized It Was Fake

At Socialite Life, this could be sort of interesting: Netflix Adds Top 10 Lists Of What People Are Watching

I love secret passages! At NPR: Long-Forgotten Secret Passageway Discovered In A Wall At U.K. Parliament