Guess what happens Sunday? The SAG awards — or, as I like to think of them, Hollywood’s most self-congratulatory night! ACTORS AWARDING OTHER ACTORS. Is there any other event more likely to devolve into a chorus of ME ME ME ME MEEEEE? Aw, we kid because we love. Kinda. Regardless, we will be live-blogging the arrivals HERE at GFY on Sunday, beginning at 3pm P/6pm E. Come on by and snark it up with us. Until then:

– Have you checked out this week’s Freaky Fug Friday giveaway? You could win an autographed copy of the newest Jackie Collins novel. Go get creative!

– This is one of my favorite stories of the year to date. A New York Public Library is loaning out an American Girl doll to kids who don’t have one, and it is heart-warming. (New York Times)

What happened to the dudes of Mean Girls? Buzzfeed knows. (Buzzfeed)

– The Duchess Diaries takes a look at the many hats and fascinators of Kate Middleton. (Socialite Life)

– In honor of the inauguration, Smithsonian unearthed — and parses –the menu from Lincoln’s second inaugural ball. It included EIGHT “ornamental pyramides.” (Smithsonian)

– This headline says it all: Katie Price Was Asked If She Was a Porn Star….AT HER OWN WEDDING. I’m sorry. I laughed. (Celebitchy)

– Um, you need to see the cast of Dawson’s Creek in this ancient J Crew catalog that I vaguely remember getting in the mail at the time. (Refinery29)

– I learned from this article that you should NOT get into it with Richard Marx on the internet. (Salon)

– Time asks the same question I’ve been asking: WHY is every actor in the world in Movie 43? EMMA STONE, YOU ARE ABOVE THIS! (Time)

– I assume you guys have seen Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange. (Lainey)

– I love Grub Street’s New York Diet, and this week features the always awesome Rachel Dratch. (Grub Street)

– The Cut examines our obsession with all things Jane Austen and teaches me that Kelly Clarkson is a huge fan. I KNEW I LOVED KELLY. (The Cut)

Heather and I talked to Bullett about blogging — with a bonus shot of us working the Emmys on the hottest day of the year. (Bullett Magazine)