Yeah, okay, so this event was a few weeks ago. Sometimes things slip through the cracks, and in my brain, those are Grand Canyon sized. To compensate, I put in Josh Hartnett at the end. Because aren’t you the least bit curious what he looks like lo these many years removed from Pearl Harbor and [insert whatever else he’s done since then here]? I didn’t realize I was until he was right there in front of me. Oh, Hartnett. Remember when you were a thing? Where did it all go?