It’s gotten to the point where every time I see an ad for a movie based on a Nicholas Sparks book, I have to turn to Wikipedia to see who dies.  I HAVE TO KNOW. (This movie has actually recently released a new commercial, so now we all know that Theresa Palmer ends up in a coma. I did not guess coma! I was going to go for Tragic Boat Crash.) I have never read a Sparks book, but we share a publisher, and therefore his tremendous success helps pay my bills. So I say: KEEP KILLIN’ EM OFF, SPARKSY. I shall continue to enjoy watching movies based on your books whilst I am on a plane.

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