Admittedly, this is not a well-chosen photo if all we want to do is look at the dress.

But I am pretty sure the Dueling Steels on display here from Penelope and Ben “Zoolander” Stiller were worth the crusty angle. Don’t worry, though, I would never deny you a clean view:

It’s just really, really good. Sometimes Donatella knows what she’s doing, and that almost makes the misses and the refried messes hurt that much more. It COULD be glorious, as this is. So why ISN’T IT, more often?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]