First of all, the March of Dimes is an excellent charity¬† — Heather’s twins were preemies, and they are my favorite dudes, so I am very pro-March of Dimes; they raised a million dollars at this luncheon, and that is awesome – but the name of this event always makes me giggle. Because it seems like this should be an awards show for babies and WHERE ARE THEY? I demand MORE BABIES. I want everyone at this event to bring a baby and then let me look at that baby. I understand that perhaps babies are not that into attending a luncheon and listening to speeches, but I don’t care. I feel deprived of babies to ogle. I shall have to settle for, among other people, Nick Cannon, who looks dapper, you guys.

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