No NPH, because he’s in New York doing Hedwig — although Twitter tells me he popped in via Skype and then ripped off his shirt, because he is a delight (not sarcasm) — and no Jason Segel, I assume because he’s currently filming a movie about David Foster Wallace. Or maybe because he and Josh Radnor have a blistering feud and he knew that he couldn’t see him without smacking him across the back of the head with a basket of quarters. But probably the first theory, because that’s actually true and I just invented the second one.

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