Kris Jenner has done it, you guys. She’s finally taken over the world. But something occurred to me just now. Is it POSSIBLE that Anna put Kimye on the cover of Vogue as a way to get closer to Kris…so as to bring her down forever, from the inside? I mean, it’s a long con. A long long long long con. But isn’t it possible that maybe, JUST MAYBE, Anna Wintour is playing double agent and is working, unbeknownst to us, to provide the very petard on which the Jennerdashians shall be hoisted? I decided this is true so I can sleep at night.

PS: I miss K. Stew.

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