Well, boo: I had hoped to do all the ladies’ evening gowns, but our photo services don’t have them, and blah blah blah Reasons I didn’t remember to DVR the show so I could get grabs myself. Fail on all sides. But at least we have these few pictures so we can dream of what might have been, and also, of course, there’s the shoe parade. We’ll ALWAYS have the shoe parade.

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