I can’t think of a starlet out there today (besides Mischa Barton) who has as much trouble dressing her pelvis as Shenae Grimes.

I’m really excited you got a Pajama Gram, Shenae, but this isn’t the Sound of Music, and you’re not Liesl, in love with the condescending Aryan priss who brings the mail to you. And be GRATEFUL for that, because if you were then you’d be really bummed in about six months when he turns out to be a Nazi.

However, I’m sure the Axe people are thrilled, because I’m pretty sure one of their body spray scents is Shiny Drawstring Jungle Cat.