I think Khloe is the greatest sister of all.

I mean, since Kim’s sacred union of true lovers didn’t even last as long as a 90-day trial period, the considerate thing to do when you’re forced to go out with her is to look as much like a lame frat-party theme as possible — that way, everyone will be so busy wondering when the toga magic show is starting that they won’t even remember to ask Kim if she got a full refund. Well done, Khloe. Although I imagine it doesn’t hurt that, by comparison, her bizarre quickie marriage to someone we didn’t even know she were dating — and whose kids she hadn’t even met — now looks like a sensible and responsible act. If you’re not going to win at clothes, at least you’re ahead in life, eh, Khloe?

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