Well, this happened.

It’s a cross between Courtney Love, Kim Kardashian, the montage in Mannequin, and The Bumble.

With a genital wallet, which is easier to see once you lose the coat:

I’m sure they’re singing one of Miley’s tunes, but in my imagination, they’re performing a hallelujah because Miley has just announced she’s going to stop making everyone wear hybrid leotard/codpieces that require waxing yourself every three hours.

[Photos: Getty]