Well, this happened.
It’s a cross between Courtney Love, Kim Kardashian, the montage in Mannequin, and The Bumble.
With a genital wallet, which is easier to see once you lose the coat:
I’m sure they’re singing one of Miley’s tunes, but in my imagination, they’re performing a hallelujah because Miley has just announced she’s going to stop making everyone wear hybrid leotard/codpieces that require waxing yourself every three hours.
[Photos: Getty]