For me this is definitely fug, in a non-relative sense. It is flat-out and overt.

Erika Christensen is so lovely (and so good on Parenthood, like everyone else on that show, so please, NBC, don’t cancel it or else we are going to have issues). Why is she doing this to herself? If someone gave that to her as a Valentine’s Day present, she should send it back with a knife in the torso and a note that reads, “Let’s never speak of this again. Or, speak again, period.”

Hayden wore a softer version to a Vanity Fair party:

Can we step aside for a minute to discuss how weird it feels that Juicy Couture and Vanity Fair are co-hosting a party? It feels kind of like the cast of Jersey Shore sponsoring a dramatic reading of Wall Street Journal articles. Anyway: I don’t love that I can see the lacy underslip, and I think the length is wrong on her, and that it’s all totally overwhelming her face — she needs red lipstick, for a start, or an updo with more oomph. Something so that I don’t forget she even HAS a head. But this is so much more pleasant to me than Erika’s harsh satin body condom that I want to hug it and take it out for drinks and maybe a slice of cheesecake, which is true love if ever I’ve eaten it.

Which do you prefer?

  • Erika's (6%, 417 Votes)
  • Hayden's (30%, 2,016 Votes)
  • They are both ALL WRONG (63%, 4,155 Votes)
  • They are both ALL RIGHT (1%, 49 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,637

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