DUDE. When I saw this in thumbnail size, I thought it was Dita von Teese:
But it’s MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG.
Michelle. Girl. Please. You have like thirty years to become Dita von Teese. I just decided that I liked you again — after Mercy, on which you were kind of great, and on which James van der Beek was TOTALLY great, and which I am really still sad was canceled. Now is not the time to DON A DISGUISE.