“Honey, hang on — yes, hi, Mom?”
“Yes… yes, I know Fug Madness starts in a little over a month… yes, I know I’ve been out of the running, and… yes, Mom, of course I want to win, that’s why I put my skirt through a paper shredder and wore it to the Grove, just like we talked about. I even popped a button off my blouse. I’M ON IT. Trust.”
[Photos: WENN]
