Okay, full disclosure: I AM EXHAUSTED. This Fashion Week has been extra crazy, and we’re all delirious. Just yesterday, I turned to Heather and said, “I have a question. So….you know BOATS?” I was talking about watercraft. I just didn’t know how to segue into a boat-related query. I’M TIRED.

So let’s talk about Rachel, while I sleep with my eyes open:

Is this a white high-waisted jumpsuit salute to upholstery, or am I hallucinating?