This picture encapsulates everything that is wrong about this outfit, as well as what is wrong with 90210 this season:
It really says, “YIKES. Did that just happen? How are we supposed to get out of THIS ONE?” Because as terrible as this is — and it is terrible, like the worst of the 80s crashed into Kelly Taylor’s favorite bodysuit — it isn’t nearly as all over the place as 90210 is this season, which is a shame, given that last season was extremely entertaining. All of a sudden, people who were once amusingly evil are suddenly nice AND BORING; Navid is, for some reason, wearing Jerry’s hair from the Seinfeld episode where he’s forced to use a low-flow shower head; someone accidentally bought a bar where everyone drinks beer despite the fact that EVERYONE involved is under 21; and Dixon has fully turned into David Silver. The only bright spot is Drunkface, who remains hilarious. In fact, I kind of wish she’d pop up to weigh in on this.