This outfit is just so confused:

I feel like I have used up my life’s allotment of Fashion Plates references, but seriously. This is a bit of an ensemble potpourri. That skirt is inspired by someone’s kitchen backsplash, and the top is the never sat-upon sofa in that same house’s “formal” living room, which no one ever goes into unless they’re filming an altercation for Real Housewives of New Jersey.  At the very least, I think we an all agree that you’re not supposed to be wearing a backsplash and a sofa simultaneously.