So, not that much happened in this episode. There was a blessed lack of Declan and Charlotte — the whole thing was 95% flashback, and Charlotte spent the entire flashback “in the Alps with her school friends” AS ONE DOES, and Declan spent it at his grandmother’s. Obviously, this is because it’s impossible to have the actors play 12 year olds, and they didn’t want to hire other actors for the part, but it gave me hope that someday my greatest wish will be granted, and poor Charlotte will fall into a coal mine. Other things we learned include the not-surprising information that Victoria’s mother is a MEGABITCH (because she can be), and that Ashley is, like, really really REALLY really dumb.

Tags: Revenge