So here La Jolie is, blowing into Cannes like a mega-famous wind of hair and lips and maternal glory. Here she is at her daytime photocall, looking as cool and calm and collected as she ever has — couldn’t you also see the likes of Reese Witherspoon in this outfit, and when is the last time you were able to say THAT about these two? By night, of course, she went with something a bit more dramatic, and I’m not just talking about Brad Pitt’s face. Although I could be. BECAUSE IT IS. Join me.

Are you on board?

  • YES. Angie is always best at Cannes. She should rename herself Cannesgelina. (73%, 7,161 Votes)
  • NO. She is never quite right for me. (27%, 2,683 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,844

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