They were the two most talked-about accessories of the year, each absurd in their own special ways. Yes, it’s here: Hat vs. Bag, for the right to take on the walking accessory that is Lady Gaga. Pharrell WEARING Hat is eligible on his own; we’re just, here, talking about the simple existential fuggery of Bag and Hat, which may also be a children’s book that I write someday: The Fugular Adventures of Bag and Hat.

If you need it, here’s your printable bracket, and here is your FAQ, and here’s the first play-in game, in case you missed it.

Whose fug puts them in the tournament?

  • Bag (84%, 5,457 Votes)
  • Hat (16%, 1,032 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,489

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