We’ve done a nudity-off before, in the form of Nipples vs Nethers last season (Adrienne Bailon vs. Melody Thornton). But this year, there were so very many elaborately naked people that we decided to make them all fight it out together, ripping off whatever little fabric is left. ALL WILL ENTER. ONE WILL LEAVE. Welcome to the Fuggerdome, ladies.

The “winner” faces off against a lady no stranger to fame grabs: top seed Kim Kardashian. If you need it, here’s your printable bracket, and here is your FAQ.

Whose fug puts them in the tournament?

  • Jaime Alexander (16%, 1,111 Votes)
  • Joanna Krupa (10%, 687 Votes)
  • Mel B (12%, 866 Votes)
  • Paris Hilton (24%, 1,724 Votes)
  • Victoria Hervey (38%, 2,712 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,100

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