This is bracket No. 2 of four. If you missed the earlier Cher Bracket announcement, or you still want to review what the hell this even is, click here for the primer.
(1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (16)PLAY-IN WINNER #1
(2) RITA ORA vs. (15) SALLY HAWKINS
(3) ZOE SALDANA vs. (14) ELIZABETH OLSEN
(4) ELLIE GOULDING vs. (13) KALEY CUOCO
(5) KERRY WASHINGTON vs. (12) JENA MALONE
(6) LILY COLLINS vs. (11) VANESSA HUDGENS
(7) ASHANTI vs. (10) RASHIDA JONES
(8) BEYONCE vs. (9) EMMA WATSON
Some really unlikely ones in here, particularly that Beyonce/Emma Watson tilt, or Ashanti and Rashida Jones. Those people have wildly different senses of style, united only by the fact that none of it flatters them. Something about Rita Ora vs. Sally Hawkins gives me the giggles also. I feel like they’d have fun duking it out in PERSON, over a boozy brunch.