It’s not that I even think Gigi looks bad in this. If a person is going to wear this catsuit, it might as well be her, because she has youth and genetics on her side.

But the operative phrase in there is, “If a person is going to wear this catsuit.” It’s really more like underpants with a very elaborate pair of tights pulled up over it. Tights that look like what our TV screens will when our alien overlords disrupt the signal but haven’t gotten their feed up and running yet. When that day comes, I guess Gigi will do just fine, given that she can already communicate on that wavelength.

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