CCB: Hey, Lori.

LL: Hey, Candace. You look adorable.

CCB: And you… are also here.

LL: What?

CCB: You are as gorgeous as ever, but… listen, have you gone wading recently? Like, five minutes ago, even?

LL: Only through MEMORIES. Why?

CCB: Well, it’s just that your pants… you know what, if I had a history of bad romantic timing with John Stamos, I would wade through memories too, and also possibly vats of gold nail polish.

LL: Have you been FOLLOWING ME?!

CCB: Never mind.