Oh, Rihanna, bless you. You looked GORGEOUS at the Battleship photo op this morning (sidenote: is Rihanna IN Battleship? Or did she just pop by to hang out with Brooklyn Decker and Tim Riggins?)
And you’re still gorgeous….but now you’re wearing a shirt covered in flames as a dress. On the London Tube. I both feel that order has been restored to the universe and really, really hope you brought something to sit on.