Scarlett Johansson confirmed her pregnancy about ten days ago, but I honestly wouldn’t have guessed to look at her:

Other than the fact that her cleavage is prodigious, but it’s been ages since we’ve even SEEN ScarJo, and I simply wouldn’t be able to remember if this is more prodigious than usual or not. I mean, I think you can tell if you know, but if you didn’t know, I don’t think you’d even think to think it. Because you’d be too busy thinking, “Why has Scarlett Johansson got two pulleys emerging from her torso, as if her chest is an unusually — nay, freakishly — lacy armoire?”

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