SARAH JESSICA PARKER: Hey, Ferris.
MATTHEW BRODERICK: Hey, Grandma.
SJP: What are you talking about?
MATTHEW: You’re so covered up.
SJP: Um, have we MET? I am the person who filmed all her sex scenes in SatC in a bra. ALL OF THEM. Never shall Carrie Bradshaw’s nipples kiss room air! Let Kim Catrall writhe totally naked on the roofs of mid-town buildings! It will take an ice storm in deepest Hades for my bosom to be unleashed!
MATTHEW: God, all right. I’m just saying, this look is real demure. That’s all.
SJP: LESS IS MORE. I mean, wait. MORE IS MORE. When it comes to sleeves.
MATTHEW: I also hate the cross-body bag at a formal event. What, do you think Peter Gallagher is going to jack your wallet?
SJP: What does Eyebrows Gallagher have to do with anything?
MATTHEW: Well, we’re at the ballet.
SJP: Center Stage was just a MOVIE, Ferris.
MATTHEW: So was FERRIS BUELLER, GRANDMA.
SJP: Ugh. Sometimes I can’t believe we’re still married.