Karolina Kurkova has set a high bar for herself, given that she showed up at the Met Ball in 2005 wearing a valentine. So in that sense, of course she went full turban. Where else was there to go? Also included: Gisele and Tom, lest you forget they are married; Jessica Stam, almost unrecognizable to me as a brunette even though she’s been one for a while now; Linda Evangelista, who presumably is once again willing to get out of bed for less than $10,000; and poor Kate Upton, about whom it’s rumored that she had to buy her own ticket. That’s way harsh, Tai.

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