Who needs a royal wedding when you’ve got the racecourse? I freaking love Australia. And you will too, if you don’t already. The last photo alone… well, I hate to spoil it for you, but suffice to say there seems to be some humping. I’m shocked and awepalled, which is my terrible mash-up of “awed” and “appalled” that I promise never to use again.

[Photos: Getty]