Congrats to the winners, and thanks to all who entered! A reminder, this week’s task WAS:

THE SITUATION:  Heidi Klum arriving at Cannes in quite a jumpsuit.

THE TASK:  Please pen a haiku dedicated to aforementioned jumpsuit.

And the winners are….drum roll please…..:

Piglet the Pooh:

That’s quite a jumpsuit

and it would fly if your name

was David Lee Roth.

d gable:

Heidi, methinks you

Lost your seal of approval.



Grandma’s wallpaper

Puked on Heidi. We tried, but

It wouldn’t Klum auf.

Thanks to all who entered, and winners, please check your email for details about your prize, a copy of Emily Giffin’s new book, Where We Belong!