This is such a weird photo — Cynthia looks like she showed up to a patio party, only to find out that all but three guests cancelled — but at least she’s giving me big Elton John energy with those glasses. This woman might be wearing a pashmina as a dress, and it might be kind of crumply in parts, but she is NOT going to let the sun go down on her, she is still standing, she thinks Saturday night’s alright, and… well, she MIGHT go breaking your heart, but you can’t stay mad at her.

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