We already looked at the wedding party. But I KNOW you guys want to look at the crazy hats and the fancy fancy dress uniforms of a wide, wide variety of random royal and quasi-royal folk. I feel like we learned this when Kate and Wills got married, but WOW there are a lot of titled folks running around Europe. I like to think they all spend a lot of time talking shit about each other over their morning toast points, and that at least one of them has firmly set her cap for Prince Harry — with a dedicated war room featuring wall composed solely of shirtless photos of him and everything. The internet has a LOT of dirt on many of these people, which we will get into herewith, but no one’s documented THAT yet.

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