This might be THE LONGEST POST IN THE WORLD. But the thing is, SO MANY PEOPLE brought it in terms of their wacky/amazing skating get-ups this year, especially — no surprise — the ice dancers, and I wanted to bring as many to you as I can. I’ve covered all the medalists, as usual, but I could not resist tossing in some other noteworthy outfits. So settle in and get ready for crotch shots, near nip-slips, illusion netting overload, thumbs ups, bare chests, and awkward ice-dancing panties. I love it when they make them do the can-can.

PS: If you’re looking for the Americans, I covered most of them here. A few people threw a World’s curveball, and they’re in there. AHEM GRACIE GOLD.

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