It was so optimistic of Jane Krakowski to bring along a hip sack for her theoretical Emmy that matched her dress:
Unfortunately, she couldn’t pull the upset over Jane Lynch, so poor Jane K had to walk around all night looking like her left leg was Photoshopped off her body. Chin up, though, kid. If you’d stuck an Emmy in that thing, by the end of the night you’d be inflating it and using it as a raft so you could sail away on the rivers of blood coming from the wing wounds on your hip. Dramatic, but ultimately messy in a way not even a Shout wipe can save.