I’m proud of myself, because I ALMOST got this right: When Monique Lhuillier sent this very similar gown down the runway, Laura Dern was one of my picks for it. Instead, she wore this gorgeous Naeem Khan, of which I said basically that once it was lined there would be happiness in the land.

I think THAT part, I nailed. As did she. This is sexy and gorgeous and dignified and romantic, and I think it found a very welcoming home. And if she’s mean to it, I would like to offer it shelter. I would bravely, generously, turn my closet into a halfway house for discarded red-carpet fashion. I am the real hero.

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