This coat is full of information and perhaps also secrets. It feels like the absolute most perfect, most fantastic bathrobe I’ve ever seen, a bathrobe for which I would march into battle. Is it…a lot? Yes. Would you be able to, say, commit crimes in it? Probably not; everyone would immediately ID you. But could you hide out in it AFTER committing crimes? YES. Because no one will be looking at anything but your coat.