Admittedly, I am easily distracted by Elizabeth’s platinum hair and burnished skin, which seem new for her. I can’t pinpoint whom she looks like, exactly, but for “The Art of the In-Between,” it IS apt that she looks like a hybrid of leggings from an ’80s music video and Paris Hilton. But, those are welcome diversions: I genuinely cannot stare at this dress for long without my head spinning, which is too bad, because per her Instagram it took five people 220 hours to bead it. Then again, maybe that makes me the big winner, because it therefore cannot succeed in hypnotizing me into shaving off my eyebrows and blowing my life savings on waffle irons.

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