Fashion Week attendance really feels like it’s on the wane. Perhaps I’m overstating it, but after a weaker-than-average set of New York front rows — honestly, that’s been going on for a few seasons — there are hardly any good Milan celebs that we’ve seen. Which is why Fergie here is such a hilarious treasure. She SHOWED the hell UP, and MEANT IT.

This is so dramatic and costumey. She looks like she’s on a CBS procedural about an elite unit of homicide and white-collar crime detectives who embed at various companies and solve crimes. It’s like CSI: Undercover Boss. I’d suggest they call it Corporate Thespianage, but I don’t know if the Eye’s target demo likes puns as much as I do.