As I said at the time:

What…is it? It…is….a skirt? IS it a skirt? Or is it half-skirt, and then one long pantaloon? A skirtaloon? (You can click on it to zoom on your desktop.) I…think it’s a pant leg emerging from a wrap-around skirt, but I also keep literally lifting my laptop up and holding it closer to my face to try to figure it out and it’s not helping.

Time has brought no clarity, friends. I remain befuddled. (And I still kinda secretly like it.)