I’m not saying Noomi Rapace is random; I know she’s the O.G. Lisbeth Salander, and plenty more besides. I just don’t happen to have watched any of her films, so all I know her from is popping up on red carpets here and there looking like she is a parody of an Instagram influencer. Maybe THAT should be her next movie. I have a title: Instasham. For some reason I think Kim Cattrall should be in it, and that might be because this would ALSO fly in a reboot of Mannequin. What if… what if that’s the same project? Did I just blow my own mind, or is it the end of a long week? OR BOTH. … No, just the latter, I think.
Edited to add: She likes the sideswept suit so much, she wore the exact same one in a different color to the Dior Homme show today.
With VELVET HOOVES. She is, as they say in nursing homes, a hoot.