So, I’m exaggerating a little about this post’s shocking ending (that I referred to in the subhead), BUT ONLY A LITTLE. I feel betrayed. Also, I realize this is clickbait, but you’re already here so hopefully you were going to stay awhile anyway. Please forgive me. It’s Friday. It’s the NHL playoffs. I don’t have a kitchen. EXCUSES.

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