I noticed that Diane Kruger was out recently promoting the newest Dangerous Liaisons adaptation — the American title is The Seduction, while the French is Merteuil, after its heroine, but they’re both on HBO and in French — and I decided to make sure I hadn’t missed any of her events. WELL. I had. I really, really had. Let’s catch up.

PS: Hot Chef Gabriel from Emily in Paris is apparently the villain in this, and the New York Times says he’s terrific. (The NYT also gave me no real information about when we can watch this show, which is annoying from a place I turn to for, you know, information. It starts on Friday. I will watch, I love a Dangerous Liaisons.)

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