Spoiler: Little Jack Pratt pulls off an A+ fashion move here.

I know these people only bring their current co-stars (since this is all paid for by studios) and their families, but man, Chris Pratt has been in enough great stuff that I would have loved to see a cross-section. Let’s bring in some reps from Everwood! Some people from late seasons of The O.C. (I always want to see Autumn Reeser)! ANYONE AT ALL from Parks and Rec! Nick Offerman/Ron Swanson could’ve carved his face from reclaimed wood! I hope they at least hummed “Bye Bye, Lil’ Sebastian,” if they couldn’t get the horse to show. Apparently they should have called me to event-plan this thing.

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