On the list of people I’m SERIOUSLY OVER:
Public Enemy Number One.
a) You’re gross. You clearly have serious issues. No one rational thinks your behavior is cute. And if you showed even an ounce of repentance for your reprehensible, rageaholic behavior, people might think twice about saying:
b) PUT A SHIRT ON. ABS DO NOT AN APOLOGY MAKE. YOU’RE IN PUBLIC. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY.
c) that furious clacking you hear is the dudes at Dockers trying to find a way out of this.
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