Well, let’s start with the good. She’s super smart. Her head looks GREAT and that’s the part of your body that people focus on, most of the time, when they’re talking to you, if they’re not jackweeds. That ring is possibly AMAZING and I certainly need to borrow it for a week or so to find out. And, as I always say to people: she can always change clothes for tomorrow:
But this feels a little bit like she’s been upholstered so as to fit in seamlessly at one of Vegas’s glitzier hotels. And, look, I LOVE Vegas. I just don’t want to dress like it.