The real truth of the matter is that I find this totally delightful. I mean, it’s utterly BONKERS — it’s so Celine Dion in her backwards suit at the Oscars, if Celine had a baby with that time Kim Basinger wore this to the Oscars – but if ever there were a time to serve some wacky Celine Dion realness in form of mash-up half suit/half gown, it IS at a fashion event. I, in fact, predicted we might see this on Diane Kruger, but am happy to be wrong:

She looks like a chic lady-villain whose outfit got screwed up by a malfunction in whatever futuristic nefarious machine she uses to magically travel from crime scene to crime scene, and she decided to just go with it. Raise your brow and feel her wrath.

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