Cardi B and Offset have been squabbling on Twitter — in summary, he is a noted cheater, and now he decided SHE cheated on HIM, and she’s like, “I could never cheat,” but she means it LOGISTICALLY, as in, she’s too famous to cheat and get away with it. After all that, she declared it a Do Not Disturb summer, which cracks me up, and then gallivanted off to France with Offset to don some Balenciaga and Gaultier and Valentino and Schiaparelli. I would like to emulate that energy, if not perhaps that argument.

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