You know, I often struggle with buying skirts, because I never know what tops to put with them. It is my Achilles heel — along with my hair, knowing how to do makeup, finding a bra that isn’t so thick that you can see its cup ridges through my t-shirt, and occasionally, my heel.

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So bless you, Alessandra Torresani (a.k.a. The Starlet I Hope I Remember Exists When It Comes Time For Fug Madness Seedings), for teaching me that all I need to do is throw my skirt on over a Victoria’s Secret body-shaper. Problem solved! And without all those annoying THINGS hanging from all those hooky doodads in my closet.