Lola Weippert is a German TV and radio presenter, I believe, who is attending what I THINK is an EDM festival in her home country. And I know celebrities’ willingness to wear bizarre things in the name of photos is not unusual, but… even in a VIP area, can you imagine wanting to deal with the logistics of this outfit at a concert of ANY kind? And is that a giant puddle behind her? Look at all that MUD. This outfit is not made for mud. Then again, I’m not sure this outfit is made for ANYTHING except for when somebody loses a bet to you and you want to torture them in public. And yes, I did write “pubic” by accident, and that also works.

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